You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.

– Author Unknown

I don’t think I’ve ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

– From the movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s, 1961, screenplay by George Axelrod, based on the novella by Truman Capote, spoken by the character Paul Varjak

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

– Frank Zappa